We thought we were good ‘n’ done with Lil Wayne for a while, but now we hear this slammalamin’ remix on a recent Masala CISM podcast and we went and taught ourselves Canadian French just to be able to find it.

Lil Wayne - Lollipop (Nasty Ways / Glitch Mob Remix)

and from the Jungle crates, why the hell not:

Dillinja - Nasty  Ways (Shy FX Remix)

In which we are lazy bloggers and present a few jammies all at once, mostly synth-hop (vocoder bop), with a little crossover dancehall and a touch of house bliss to end the night. We love you!

Erup - Click Mi Fingers

fabolous feat t pain - baby don’t go

kanye west - love lockdown (vtron remix) -

sophia fresh feat. kanye - what it is

air france - collapsing at your doorstep

R Kelly, genius, hits us with some countdown-sampled fire-hotness. Is Keri Hilson singing those lyrics about putting it to a female? Or is it Omar from The Wire dressed up as a cop and pitchshifted to sonic ecstacy? Don’t know now, do I.

R Kelly feat. Keri Hilson - Number 1 Sex

TMYLM conspirators Hotshit and Fuckyeah are throwing a jammy jam on Friday (that’s tomorrow the 26th). Come out if you’re in the city. But we’d never shamelessly self promote without throwing you some tunes. So here are some finds from our recent research for your enjoyments.

Nova - YaiYaiYa

Plies - I am the Club

Tiffany - Promise Ring

Ok hai - we’re back.  Though many vacations and ups-and-downs have taken us, your resident geniuses, away from the computer, we thought we’d take the opportunity of this economic mindfuck to shoot you some songs detailing the economic relationships embiggening this perfectly cromulent country.

In the first, from the Republican aisle, TI enjoins the banks, indeed the financial institutions glueing this country together to do Whatever They Like.  Yes, they can have whatever they like.  They can go wherever you like.  TI will be there to bail them out: just pick up the telephone, Goldman Sachs, you want your $5 million dollar home?  You can do whatever you like, do the infectious beats and catchy hooks not convey this financial bailout to you?

BUT WAIT… doth exclaim Timberland & Little Lord Fauntleroy, darling butterflies of the revolution.  They are problematizing this distinction of the banks/commerce society AND the government on the one hand!  In this song, the US Government recognizes that they smashed the economy apart - and they’re a’gonna put it back together!  Through the pounding bassline, the fiction of the economic neoliberalist empire is revealed; indeed, the commerical industries are seen to ask, plaintively, to get the direction from you. Lets IMMERSE together, they shout in unison.

Well, we need a mediator.  And who’s a better mediator than a woman?  Eva Ayllon steps in (who wants to go with me to the show in November at Carnegie Hall?) to enjoin us that when the hour arrives, one must break up.  Time was good - oh, times woz very good - but in all the streets, listen to our voices, its time to just separate! Ultimately, government, the market loves you!

TI - Whatever You Like

Timbaland ft James Fauntleroy - Back Together

Eva Ayllon - Cuando Llegue La Hora

remember the good old days? when you could sit by the gowanus canal and actually just sit by the gowanus canal? when you could actually find a chocolate chip newsstand when you were looking for one? before iceberg lettuce? well…we do. and if you do too, we have some tunes just for you!

The Tough Alliance - First Class Riot

Originoo Gunn Clappaz - No Fear

Yo, so we apologize for the dearth of listings the last few weeks. But between the finals, papers, and tantric breathing exercises your intrepid hosts undertake, we just haven’t found much time for the music. What a blessing then, when the good folkers at BuffetLibre sent us the following mix.

Now, we get utter shit in the mail everyday from people asking us to post (hint: there’s still a guy that is enjoying MASHUPS with the Presidents of the United States… a shiny rupee to he who figures out what artist he would mashup their popular song with…). So it was delightful to get something actually interesting. Apparently there’s a backstory to this mix; there were “guest selectors” for certain songs. Whatever, just enjoy it and go ride your bike!

TRACKLIST:
1. Sidechains - Buffetlibre Theme
2. Adventure Kid - De Lorean Motor Company [Selected by I'm From Barcelona]
3. Muscles - Sweaty (Shazam remix) [Selected by Softlightes]
4. T2 - Heartbroken [Selected by The Pipettes]
5. Golden Boy - Rippin Kittin [Selected by The Raveonettes]
6. Uffie - Ready To Uff [Selected by Sohodolls]
7. Does It Offend You, Yeah? - We Are Rockstars [Selected by Zookeeper]
8. Holy Ghost! - Hold On [Selected by Irene]
9. Familjen - Det Snurrar I Min Skalle [Selected by Seabear]
10. Lykke Li - Little Bit [Selected by Of Montreal]
11. Autokratz - Pardon Garçon [Selected by Kaiser Chiefs]
12. Schnitzer - 12:30 [Selected by Das Pop]
13. Cassius - Under Influence [Selected by Margot & The Nuclear So and So's]
14. Björk - Wanderlust (Ratatat remix) [Selected by Tilly & The Wall]
15. The Bug feat Killa P & Flow Dan - Skeng (Kode 9 remix) [Selected by Bright Eyes]
16. Black Moth Super Rainbow - Sun Llips [Selected by The Go! Team]
17. Josh and Anand - What Wonderful Snow [Selected by Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin]
18. Orange Juice - Rit It Up [Selected by Stars]
19. Gary Numan - Are Friends Electric (Andy Gray remix) [Selected by The New Pornographers]
20. Apparat - Hailin From The Edge [Selected by Editors]

Buffetlibre Dj: “Verbena Selected 3: The Aftershow Party” (Zshare)

yeah yeah diplo yeah yeah. sorry, but this shiv’z hot.

saxephone like whoa.
PRGs - Bama (Diplo Remix)

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From whence doth virtue arise?

It’s probably better to pay no nevermind.

In Sunset Park, last week, these two kids walk by, sharing headphones, singing all the words to I’m so Hood. 10 year old’s got taste.

DJ Khaled feat. T-Pain, Trick Daddy, Rick Ross & Plies - I’m So Hood

More T-Pain

T-Pain - Shawty

And even better when pitch-shifted, Tony Blankets from Tan Lines, a P Murder / Mustached Dude side-project.
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Tony Blankets (Chromes on It Tan Lines Remix) - Commodity

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