Not content with 400% markups on their milkshakes coffee, seems S’bucks managers were forcing their lowly (but insured!) baristas to share their tips. To the tune of $105 million. Now it’s payday, bitches.

In honor of all things scrooged in the world, we present for your listening pleasure:

Duck Tales (The Video Game) - The Amazon
Duck Tales (The TV Cartoon) - Theme (in Hindi!)

You know that impulse you get when you’re watching some awesome old tv trash (especially the kind curated by the tastemakers at TV Carnage), that little productivity demon in the back of your head which incessantly gnaws “Sample this! Remix the shit out of it!” And the laziness angel responds, “but the couch is so comfortable, and the internet so interesting, and you just got a new email!”

Well, we bitch-slapped that angel and exercised our demons, grabbing some choice clips from one of the tv carnage discs. Here it tis for you, dear reader.

TV Carnage - Selected Audio Clips (tellmeyouloveme rip)

Including!

Air Mauritius
Alone in Your Electric Chair
Cheat and Eat
Fame
The Few the Proud
Hairdresser
Hot Cop Porno Theme
Inflatable Cube Breakdancing Theme
The Dirty Cowboy
Respect the Mentally Disabled
Shalom Shalom

David Lynch and Donovan are both totally into Transcendental Meditation [TM(tm)]. Last week, Lynch went to Berlin and got up on stage with a Tranzendental Deutchmann who promised an Invincible Germany–awkward!!! Trentemoller’s (more tolerable) remix of Moby’s rave anthem ‘Go’ samples the Twin Peaks theme. We’re not sure if Moby is a TMer, but he does sell very expensive tea under the guise of cuteness. In 1996 I was at a corn-cob barbeque in upstate New York with the guy. He had a young blond girlfriend and my friends and I got drunk and danced the Macarena on the dock in the lake.

Donovan - Get Thy Bearings
Angelo Badalamenti - Twin Peaks Theme
Moby - Go (Trentemoller Remix)